"Enter Access Code" + ( 203k )

"Access denied" + ( 91k )

"Logs Accessed" ( 30k )

"Unable to comply" + ( 217k )

"Lt.Dax is on level seven" + ( 53k )

SFX: Enterprise door + ( 79k )

SFX: Enterprise doorbell + ( 71k )

SFX: Red Alert + ( 27k )

SFX: Opened Communicator ( 27k )

"Mr.Sulu, prepare to take us out of orbit" + ( 48k )

"Ahead, warp factor two" + ( 30k )

"He looks drugged, Jim" + ( 26k )

"Are you out'a your Vulcan mind?" + ( 40k )

"We're being hailed, audio only" + ( 100k )

"Channel open" + ( 27k )

"Secondary Command Processors
are non-functional" + ( 57k )

The Simpsons

"The mail, the mail is here. Oooooo" + ( 26k )

"Hididly Ho, neighbor! Get lost, Flanders.
Okaley Dokaley." + ( 151k )

Monty Python

"Message For You, Sir" + ( 70k )

"Are you suggestin' coconuts migrate?" ( 63k )

"It's not a question of where he grips it...
it's a simple question of weight ratios." ( 112k )

"None shall pass." ( 100k )

"I move... for no man." ( 87k )

"Then you shall die." ( 62k )

"Oh, runnin' away are ya?..." ( 221k )

"Alice." "'Erbert." ( 36k )

"I Betch You're Gay." "No I'm not." ( 49k )

"Oh Lord, bless this, thy handgrenade..." ( 166k )

"Shut up! Will you shut up!"
"Oh, now we see the violence inherent
in the System!" ( 97k )

"Oh, what a giveaway!" ( 23k )

"You tit, I soiled my armor, I was so scared!" ( 90k )

"Crelm Toothpaste, with the miracle
ingredient, Fraudulen!" ( 77k )

Star Wars

Cantina Music ( 144k )

SFX: Light Sabre ( 6k )

Chewbaka howl + ( 157k )

Orsen Wells

"This is a lot of shit, you know that?" ( 45k )

"The right reading for this, is the
one I'm giving it" ( 30k )

"Too much Directing around here" ( 17k )

"You're such pests!" ( 30k )

"Shit" ( 10k )

"Get me a jury and show me how you can say
In July, and I'll go down on you" ( 99k )

Miscellaneous

YES: 1 Hit, from "Real Love"/TALK + ( 71k )

YES: 3 Hits, from "Real Love"/TALK + ( 163k )

Stevie Wonder: "Ohwa",
from "Girl Blue"/MUSIC OF MY MIND + ( 64k )

Miss Largo ( 5k )

"What are you doin' with that critter?" + ( 49k )